あまりにも今更すぎますが

ジャーナリストの方を政治家などと書いてしまってすみません。
いや…たまたま本屋で手にとった著書が、いかにも政治家の好む話だったので…
安部前首相と正論だっけで対談しているところも(一部だけ)ちらっと立ち読みしたかなー
こっちの(日書を売ってる大きい)本屋にも日本人の客はいるのでこういう本は多いですね
そんな何回も立ち読みしてるくせにプロフィールは読まないとか…すいませんすいません;
今は忙しいのですが急に思い出したので、これだけ書かせて頂きます(忘れないうちに!)

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